How to annoy your co-workers. Part 1.

Every office has it’s own phantom fridge raider, but surely there are much better ways to annoy and alienate yourself from your co-workers than simple lunchbox lootage? This is something I have spent considerable time pondering. All the ways my colleagues annoy or bemuse me are logged, ready for retribution when judgement day comes and their fate rests in my hand. As I am running out of storage in my brain, I need to make some room for new entries – but as I am not into forgiving and forgetting I shall lay out all the infractions here so they are not lost to time.